Why I'm Queer (an infinite list)

Because the back of a guy's neck can hold my gaze for a long time and because the only times in my life that I've ever been struck senseless by someone's looks they've all been women.

(And only a couple of them would be considered noticeably attractive by cultural standards. And only one was a blond.)

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