Hey! Script writers! This joke isn't funny anymore.

The prevalence of well worn queer cliches aside, the really annoying message TV and movies send about being a queer guy is:  

If you're not queer but someone thinks you're queer it's hilarious!

Why is it hilarious?

Because no guy would want to be mistaken for being queer! Duh!

Why?

Because being queer is not a desirable thing to be!

No guy in a sitcom or movie would mind being mistaken for a celebrity, millionaire, company CEO, athlete, doctor, artist, model, rock star, or even married (if it gets him some attention from a gal), or single (if it gets him some attention from a gal).

But he wouldn't want to be mistaken for a thief, liar, murderer, cheater, fanatic, or queer.

Hilarious!








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